the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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