Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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