The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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