So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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