If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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