But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just pynch a tree in the face
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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