I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
mondays should just be called national damage control day
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
