no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Randomize
