its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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