I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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