i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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