i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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