Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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