Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
When are your genitals available?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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