we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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