Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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