It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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