Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
pray to the hookup gods
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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