I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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