So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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