She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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