omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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