Christians are straight up FREAKS
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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