My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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