Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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