i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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