4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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