somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I need a hoe opinion
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