You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
