Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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