i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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