C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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