you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
they're like a gay fantastic four
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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