Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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