he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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