Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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