I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i just google imaged poop.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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