Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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