Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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