jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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