Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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