I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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