Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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