I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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