Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Can I color on your dick again?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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