But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I think I just sharted jello shots
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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