Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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