9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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