but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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