Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
