You work out of a Hotel?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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