i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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