Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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