Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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