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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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